KFC Australia Bukkake Burger rant by Ryan Close goes Viral

A Facebook post about by a customer named Ryan Close on KFC Australia page complaining about a Bukkake Burger goes Viral. Ryan Close posted a of photo of a burger dubbed by the people as “The Bukkake Burger”. He said he was just asking for the spicy sauce to be replaced by mayo but seems like the guy who prepared it use all of the mayo they got. The said post now has 155,000 Likes and 45,000 Shares.

The burger posted by Ryan closed dubbed as The Bukkake Burger

The way Ryan Close wrote that rant is hilariously and witty at the same time. One comment even said that “there’s too much porn reference here”. I lost it on the part where:

WHERE TF IS THE CHICKEN 🤔 I wanna look at my KFC the way I look at my favourite pornstar. Not a star who lost her looks 20 years ago and her dignity when she was 12.

I unwrapped this burger with the enthusiasm of a 12 year old who’s gonna see real life titties the first time. But then I got fuckin hit with the look of going down on a 40 year old who wears leather pants to get her youth back.

That was funny as hell. The full comment is the picture below and you’ll be the judge.

KFC Australia Bukkake Burger rant by Ryan Close goes Viral

I mean come on! I know he sound like an asshole, rude and disrespectful but don’t deny that you didn’t even smile after reading that. Lot’s of the top comment on the post are attacking Ryan Close but I think they are missing something here. That KFC Australia page isn’t even the real one.

The KFC Australia page where the rant was posted is FAKE

So hold your horses because we didn’t even know if that was real or just a joke. There are already 82,000 comments now on that post and its just keeps on coming.

Although a woman named Serayah Steele who introduce himself as a Customer Service of KFC Australia then came and commented:

Ryan Close would like to apologise for this so called burger, I have spoken to the team and we are still trying to figure out who did this! Please feel free to come into KFC tomorrow and we will sort something out for you. Cheers

And Ryan Close replied:

Sure thing I’ll be in after work some time tomorrow!
#niggawemadeit

KFC Australia Bukkake Burger rant by Ryan Close goes Viral

Some of the best comment so far can be read down below:

Craig Smith:

“KFC are proud to announce..
The Brand New…
BUKKAKE BURGER!”

Rhys Williams:

Lol. Going to KFC and complaining about the food is like going to a brothel and complaining it’s full of sluts.
The ffffuuucccckkk you expect.

Greg Des:

To be fair you are right it is shit. But this is the world we live in now, having a full blown rant and posting it to the internet over a $6 burger?? Like geeze…have people seriously got nothing better to do?
I hate how people these days walk into Maccas, KFC etc. Expecting 3 star Micilian service and quality. Mate its KFC run by teenagers, get real

Link to the original post is here -> CLICK ME

So guys what do you think about this another Facebook viral story? Does it deserve to be viral or not? Do you think the guy is being too sexist or just trying to be funny? Tell the world what you think by commenting below. Thanks!